Busty MILFs Under Fire for Sons’ Man Tits

A recent study has found that the sons of buxom women tend to have large breasts as well. A study conducted by researchers at Kansas State University found a positive correlation between a woman’s cup size and her son's likelihood of developing gynecomastia, more commonly known as man-boobs.

Using AI technology, lead researcher Dr. Juan Apeeq analyzed the images of the bare torsos of 100 women and their 127 collective sons. The AI classified 37 of the women's breasts as “big naturals”. Of those women's 43 sons, 29 (67%) were described by the AI as “tender girly-boys", and an addition 7 (16%) as “doughy fags". Compare that to the 84 sons of the other 63 woman, where Dr. Apeeq found a TGB rate of only 14%, and AI only identified 2 participants as DFs.

These findings have outraged bitch-titted virgins across the nation. “It's really hard having boobs as a man. I get anxiety every time I have to go the beach.” said software developer and soft pussy Harry Hangers. “(sic) Im only busting in (sic) lil tiddy bitches from now on (sic) ion want no son with tiddies” tweeted one Twitter user.