Ungrateful: Today's Youth Wouldn't Help Uncle Jack Off Horse

An alarming new survey has shown a steep decline in youngsters’ respect for their elders.

People between the ages of 13-18 were presented with the classic hypothetical: “Your uncle Jack injured his ankle while horse riding. He's still on the horse, and unable to dismount on his own. Would you help your uncle Jack off his horse?”

Surveyors were alarmed to find that only 12% of children surveyed would help their uncle Jack off the horse, down from 28% in 2012. Experts are blaming social media, particularly Tik Tok, for the steep decline.

“Videos of teens laughing at their family members stranded on farm animals are going viral on Tik Tok in America. ” according to media researcher Dr. Joaquin Offasteed. “While in China, Tik Tok's algorithm presents the younger generation with videos of celebrities and influencers helping their uncle Jack off horses, donkeys, even camels.” Dr. Offasteed alleges this is a clear attempt by the CCP to destabilize American families.