Black Israelites to be Given Control of Media, Weather for Month of February

In honor of Black History Month, [redacted] have decided to relinquish control of the media and weather to the Black Israelites. This marks the first time in decades that someone besides [redacted] will be running the new world order.

When asked if he would reveal the group's plans for the month, prominent Black Israelite Kareem Mah-Jeens responded “keep your fork tounged out of my inbox, yakubian devil”.

In a press release Sunday, the group stated that notable psychologist Dr. Umar Johnson will be replacing Ben Shapiro for the month. Also, expect to see a lot of Kyrie Irving on ESPN, and hear a lot of Ye on terrestrial radio.

While the group hasn't given any indication what their plans are regarding the weather, our experts predict that the weather will be megaphone friendly and ideal for standing on sidewalks.

Public opinion on the decision is starkly divided. Most Twitter users showed support for the decision, including user @tswiffty3, who tweeted “yaaaas qweens slay, show those wipepo who’s boss”. However local landlord Ari Bagelberg described the decision as “anxiety inducing”, claiming it caused his eczema to flare up. He plans to spend next month at sea.

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